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Don't believe every ephemeron you find on the Internet, gentle browsers. Wing Head Deuce is just one of many fearsome future warriors terrorizing innocent tourists from Coag to the Ivory Tower. Wing Head the Second is himself only one example of a feather-skulled, drunken dynasty. In recent days, Wing Head II, Jr. has been bleeding and spilling blood in his father's footsteps. Mostly through back-stabbing. Whenever this familial pair faces off on the electric battlefields of Halo, the drama is palpable -- almost Shakespearean!
Seriously, it's like Hamlet with sticky grenades in there: Everybody dies or goes crazy.
For our younger diners, we provide this fun little game on the back of our White Wolf place-mats: Can you match the White Wolf employee/freelancer with his murderous, pathetic screen-name?
A. Wing Head II
B. Wing Head II, Jr.
C. Halo001
D. Orcplay (aka Coldplay)
E. Hurt Merchant
F. Clarl
G. Default
1. Chad Brown
2. Oscar Garza
3. Justin Achilli
4. Carl Bowen
5. Will Hindmarch
6. John Chambers
7. Dan the Intern
(Obligatory Vampire update: VII is off to press, Invictus is being edited and arted up, Chicago is coming in for a landing on all three Big Supernatural fronts and The Requiem Chronicler's Guide -- of which nothing else shall be said -- is being read and redlined. If you want to see Ordo Dracul, go to Origins next week.)
June 23 2005, 20:25:08 UTC 6 years ago
June 24 2005, 07:16:09 UTC 6 years ago
"Hello," I said, "you're a bit far North..." I had seen the southern cross a few weeks before this possum, so its appearance in my Wisconsin suburb was not so surprising.
The possum chirruped to me that White Wolf was working on an MMORPG. It rubbed its horn against my leg happily. "Ah?" I said, not surprised, "in house? None of those guys could code an ANSI graphic grid let alone a MMORPG capable of selling against heavy competition, although I don't rule out an online version of Bicycle Pump: the Backscratcher."
Three weeks later, I found the possum dead nearby Clover and Randolph; the poor fellow had been shot in the heart by what looked to be a White Wolf Arthaus bullet. Those guys really should avoid signature ammunition.
So, keep in mind that White Wolf is behind all UFO abductions, at least those of marsupials, and operate using unethical subterfuge and criminal discrepency from their presidential charter.
Ahem. I am also to understand that the Queen of England does Mark Rein*Hagen. In a tree. With bobby socks.
June 24 2005, 14:44:09 UTC 6 years ago
June 24 2005, 16:45:33 UTC 6 years ago
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 07:25:50 UTC 6 years ago
Heck, I would rather kill someone then have AIDS.
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 07:29:57 UTC 6 years ago