Monday Meeting Is All Late and Stuff

• “Whatever goes as long as she brings groceries home to daddy,” says Chaney.
  
• Chaney can apparently have illict gay sex on the down-low for two more weeks. Then he gets all married.
  
• He is the most slanderous man in gaming.
  
• A fellowship proves the existence of Mordor.
  
• ”I’ve gotta get drunk again and wield it,” says Chaney.
  
• John gives us: armGINA!
  
• Brian wonders what Arab-shaped even means.
  
• Bill wanders past the conference room, looking lost and confused. He still doesn’t know where his desk is, I think.
  
• Chaney won’t have kids because it would require gasoline and a hair-style change.
  
• matt says, “chaney wants to be ghost rider. That’s what I got out of that.
  
• Instead of riding around on a motorcycle, Chaney stomps, sullen, across the country, real slow, with signs and cacti catching fire off his flaming beard. The asphalt melts. Cusses catch fire as they leave his mouth, giving off a smell like burnt tar.
  
• John’s ass won the AVM awards.
  
• Petur points out that while the EVE CCG has not yet won any awards, it hasn’t lost any either (Scion: Hero).
  
• “Where’s my Donal Logue?” says Chaney.
  
• We’ve got somebody here, interviewing for the developer gig. The matt asks what his/her favorite movie is. Chaney said, “I’ll make it easy for you: John Carpenter’s ________”
  
• Somebody says, “In addition, I like nipples.” Beyond this one line, nipples come up about one thousand times.
  
• the matt is explaining why this stuff comes out of Chaney’s mouth. “You know that little guy in your head that tells you not to say that kind of stuff? Chaney walled his off.”
• Chaney adds, “He’s got a fridge but no toilet.”
  
• “Did you say you’re thrilled with your light sailor costume?”
  
• “I dunno, man. You know it when you see it,” says Rich, “like pornograph—“ Chaney shouts, “Oh, yeah!”
  
• Now Chaney's saying, "If I ever start shitting out golf balls, you take me to the hospital!"

• Dreams of the First Age, the huge boxed set forthcoming for Exalted, continues to gestate. Also, Bax is putting together text for a special preview ad.
  
• Brian is sorry about the red boxes in Exalted, Second Edition. He apologizes. (Actually, he hangs his head and asks us to stop talking about it.)
  
• Scion: God is in layout with Brian. He's also putting together an ad for Murder City, with Jess.
  
• Ethan's got grimoires coming in for Grimoire of Grimoires, and he's writing a special PDF-exclusive release on Goblin Markets for Changeling: The Lost.
  
• Aileen is working on a proof for Adamantine Arrow (for Mage: The Awakening), plus Rites of Spring (for Changeling) and Banishers (also for Mage).
  
• the matt is devoted this week to a secret mission code-named Project Blue November. I can say nothing more.
  
• Chaney's doing final layout and proofing on World of Darkness: Changing Breeds (lot of nudity in that book, he says), plus cards for MwuHaHa!
  
• Craig is doing the cover for Fall of the Camarilla (for Vampire: The Requiem and conceptualizing the look of Lords Over the Damned: The Ventrue Clanbook
  
• Jess is doing interior designs for the office, like selecting art and palettes for sections of the building. That's a fun job — one good way to tell she's not an intern anymore.
  
• Aaron is manhandling translation and merchandise projects.
  
• Rich is mostly interviewing developer candidates this week.

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