We took a company retreat last Friday that saw us building boats from duct tape, cardboard, string, and two pieces of foam. Then we had to race the boats, which I won (of course. Because I'm awesome). The scurrilous interns, however, took advantage of the opportunity to prank the holy hell out of me since they hadn't gone on the retreat. When we made it back to the office -- sunburnt, starving, and reeking of swamp water -- I discovered that my cube had been shrinkwrapped and filled with styrofoam packing peanuts.
Goddamn interns. This isn't over.
Current Music: Pretty Girls Make Graves, "The Magic Hour"