We took a company retreat last Friday that saw us building boats from duct tape, cardboard, string, and two pieces of foam. Then we had to race the boats, which I won (of course. Because I'm awesome). The scurrilous interns, however, took advantage of the opportunity to prank the holy hell out of me since they hadn't gone on the retreat. When we made it back to the office -- sunburnt, starving, and reeking of swamp water -- I discovered that my cube had been shrinkwrapped and filled with styrofoam packing peanuts.
Goddamn interns. This isn't over.
Current Music: Pretty Girls Make Graves, "The Magic Hour"
About a month or so back at my work members of another team performed a similar prank on the cube of their team lead, but rather than this approach, they covered everything, absolutely and completely everything, with aluminum foil.